"Staples" There was this other teacher, who HATED me... She was convinced that I was out to get her... I used to go to her class and swipe things from her desk... just to fuck with her... I would take staples, and she would get all paranoid... "Wendy, put down the stapler. Put it down, Wendy."... I loved to fuck with that little woman... Eventually, after taunting her with my petty thefts, she brought it upon herself to lock EVERYTHING in her desk... not a damn thing remained... Eventually, she forbid me to enter her room... What the fuck was she tryin' to pull?