"Paper Hat" Another teacher of mine had me kicked out of his class for the stupidest fucking shit... Okay... he was a crazy ass man, who would sit in his chair and go to sleep... Well, one day, I thought it would be funny to place a paper hat on his fat pudgy head... I made a simple hat and wrote "dumb ass" on it... Now, let me be the first to tell you, he was none too impressed... He snapped the hat off his head and beamed it directly at me.... He was pissed... He began glaring at me... blah blah blah... the next day, my schedule mysteriously changed... What the Hell was he tryin' to pull?