MY DAD'S BITCH... MARY LOU...

Well... as, I stated, I'd get back to her...
Let me first describe this woman to you...
She is the most hideously horrible looking humans you will ever see...
She is tall and skinny....
She has hair like straw...
She has a nose inches longer than the average person...
She has fucking moles on her face (conveniently referred to as "beauty marks")...
She has no teeth... (She lost them at age 19)...
I could never begin to tell you how hideous this woman was...
In addition, she has a horrible personality...
She smoked weed from the age of 19 to 40...
Her favorite hobby was BINGO...
And she was as ignorant as she was ugly...
Well... my dad apparently found something in this woman (SEX)...
and he married her when I was 12...
I hated her...
She hated me...
She would pay...
Well... when I was "asked to leave my grandparents", I moved in with her and my dad...
Of course... the mixture of my brother's sharp tongue and my wit... were too much for her...
We drove her crazy...
We went against everything she said...
We pestered her unneccessarily...
She would tell us we were "grounded"...
So as she would get into her car to leave...
We would jump out the window...
Deliberately, so she would see us...
We would add "substances" to her Pepsi...
We would tell her about elaborate schemes to kill people...
We would tell her how easy it would be to kill HER...
She began to fear for her life...
She refused to come out of her room...
She spent all her time dwelling in her bathroom...
She placed a bean bag chair in there...
And watched TV...
What the Hell?...
Eventually... we drove her mad...
Maybe, it was when my brother popped the shit out of her happy ass...
Or maybe it was when she found out, we burnt the tail feather off her bird...
Perhaps, it was the poems we left around the house entitled... "Die Mary Lou"...
None the Less... Mary Lou is crazy now... :o)
It's remarkable... that it took less that four months to make her insane...