Bootcamp...
Now Bootcamp was quite an experience...
Now... going in... I was scared as Hell...
People tell you all these stories about lesbians and shit...
And how hard the exercises are and shit...
But it's nothing like that at all...
Going in, they try to scare you...
But Bootcamp for girls is easy as Hell...
You get up in the morning and do these easy ass exercises and do shit for the rest of the day...
play cards, read, etc...
Of course, you're probably thinking that the people in there would scare the Hell out of me... Hell
fucking no...
It was quite the opposite...
You would not believe how scared people were of ME ... Now, if you ever saw me... you would
know how funny that is...
Okay.. I was in there for vandalizing a church (not proud of that) and these dumb asses thought I
was like Satan or something...
And when you combine that with my ability to speak Latin... people get scared as Hell...
Now... straight forwardly, girls got their asses kicked all the time... but never me...
They respected me because I was intelligent, and they feared me because I was intelligent...
It's really funny... if you think you can scare the Hell out of some 200 pound girl, simply by
mumbling some shit and glaring at them...
OH yes... and the fact that I was atheist scared the fuck out of them...
Okay... mainly because when they talked to me about it... I confused the fuck out of them because
I made their sorry asses think... actually think...
They looked up to me...
Especially the JCO's (juvenile correctional officers)...
I would make them laugh their asses off... because I was so sarcastic to them dumb bitches, yet
they never picked up on it...
And some JCO's had running jokes about me..