The Bible Why is it that the Bible proves Christianity? Okay, does the Koran also prove Islamic religion? Please enlighten me is to your way of thinking, cause I sure as fuck don't follow... How the Hell can a book prove it's existence, simply by saying so? Hmm.... does Forrest Gump prove the existence of Jenny? Oh... come on, it has factual basis... Oh.. come on ... some of that shit really happened, and it can be proved.. Fuck God... I wanna worship Forrest Gump... Hmm.. who will play the role of Jesus? Oooh... Captain Dan... He sacrificed himself for his men... or should it be Bubba? Bubba actually died... Captain Dan can play the role of Moses... Hmm... Jenny can be Lucifer... Woo Hoo... Back to the Bible... Let's just say that the candy ass Bible was actually written by the "hand" of God... It's not like you're reading what GOD wrote... That shit has been translated so many fucking times, it's unbelievable.. Okay... it was originally written... what 2000 years ago... some shit like that... in fucking Hebrew... Come on buddy... doesn't take a genius to figure out, when you translate from language to language, it's meaning is altered... Logic... remember... And it's not like it went directly from Hebrew to English... nope nope... from language to language to language... each time translated my a different person... little by little, certain words change... then sentences and paragraphs... Perhaps, one scribe decides, certain words don't make sense... so he changes a word here... and a word there... Imagine, if every person who translated it, changed ONE word... that bitch would have been altered millions of times.... Honestly... even if you believe it was the word of God, no one with any intelligence could still believe it is... Not to mention... if God wanted you to follow is little dogma.... why would he write it in such confusing language... I've seen people actually buy interpretations of the Bible... "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Roberts "God is Dead." -- Nietzsche "To ascend, you must die. You must be crucified, for our sins and our lies." -- TOOL, Eulogy "Jump Down. Get off your fucking cross. We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr." -- TOOL, Eulogy