My Aunt and Her Apartment.... You see... when I was kicked out... I went to live with Eric & Stacy... my poor brother was not that fortunate, I'm afraid... Instead, he had to live with my aunt... poor poor boy... Let me first begin by describing the apartment... It's a tiny mother fucking duplex off Lumpkin Road... It has two small ass bedrooms and one bathroom... There used to be carpet, but not anymore... The piss from the cats caused a small problem... Now ... let me tell you who lives there with my brother... Cheryl (my aunt) Mark (her boyfriend) Tricia (my candy-ass cousin) Ray (my other dumb-fuck cousin) Stephanie (his disgruntled girlfriend) Tiffany (their first bastard child) Courtney (their second bastard child) Raymond Jr (their third bastad child) Richard (my poor poor brother) not to mention the four or five dogs, six or seven cats, the birds, the fish, and those fucking hamsters.... in a TWO bedroom duplex... What the fuck? Did I mention, they were total slobs? They have this bush growing outside that has nearly taken over the entire place.... If you ever drive down Allen Ave, trust me... you'll be able to spot it... It's the one that looks like a used car lot... Fucked up...