Anti-Social Contact

Greetings
... you candy ass dumb fucks...
Congratulations for been such a loser that you managed to stumble upon this listless bullshit... But sense you're here... and you're a loser... Why not stay and read this random bullshit... Hmm... Perhaps some of you dipshits out there are wondering why the Hell I made a page if I thought this was a bunch of bullshit... But in actuality.. it was just this BOY (you know who you are, BASTARD) who thought my aimless rambling would be better suited on a page of my own... AH... YOU'RE STILL HERE, HUH?... You must be incredibly bored... Hmm... Are you have a terribly horrible day?... Are you dwelling on all the problems of your life... Are you searching the web cause your mom is bitching in the background and your dog just died?... HA!... You think YOU have problems... You're a dumb fuck... And you thought your life was Hell... Read through my random shit and you'll feel a Hell of a lot better about yours... Don't worry... It's not bad... It's really rather funny... First... I guess you can begin with my bio... All it does is basically sum up my beginnings to my present mortally fucked up situation... For those of you interested in breakdowns of members of my fucked up little family... There includes the following losers... No.. I don't claim them... Let's see... There's grandmother, the manic hypochondriac... There's grandfather, the bastard pervert... There's dad, the drunken idiot... There's my dad's bitch, Mary Lou... There's my aunt, the fat whore... There's the pets, those fucking creatures from Hell... Ah... and for those of you who don't give a damn about the freaks known as my family... there's always my candy ass school... There's my candy ass school, A.R. Johnson... There's all the candy ass teachers who were conspiring against me.... There's the punk ass teacher who only gave me the grade 79... There's the fucked up fruit teacher who didn't know he was gay... There's the pudgy fat teacher who didn't like paper hats... There's the skinny babbling bitch teacher who didn't like staples beamed at her head... Hmm... And although I've had many run-ins with the cops... If you're a dumb fuck and want to read about the couple I posted... Knock yourself out... Not like I can prevent this... There's my little bootcamp experience... Sorry boys... no lesbian shit here... And there's the most recent cop shit... but this is just the atheism and the Bible... and of course why I love TOOL... Now... I'm certain that BASTARD BOY (you know who you are)... will mysteriously come up with some other pseudo-intellectual psycho babble, he will want me to post on this blasted shit... so there are chances that more shit will be put on here... but not by me... because I know jack shit about making a web site... All I know how to do is bitch and moan... Whoo Hoo! That was fun BASTARD... Are you happy, dammit?! Later yo...